chasertiff: rainbowsparklekittens: oldmanyellsatcloud: yencid: Only Weather report you will ever have to watch. no seriously watch it. All in one take. i love how casually he says “godzilla” It’s like if Supernatural had apocalypse forecasts.
dumbledoreisabamf: coffeeandklonopin: carpe diem - seize the day carpe noctem - seize the night carpe natibus - seize the ass carpe mentula - seize the penis
ladyatheist: It’s really interesting to me to hear all of these white, cis, heterosexual republicans lament about how “great” America “used to be.” For anyone who doesn’t fit into one of those categories, the past was a really shitty time. At no prior point in time was it “better” to be a PoC, a woman, or a LGBT person. For us, this is the best time in history. America, while it’s not as good as...
musharna: THERE’S NOTHING MORE FRUSTRATING THAN WASTING YOUR TIME JUST BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO SEE HOW A “DEAL WITH IT” GIF ENDS
sassy-gay-karkat: thestrangernextdoor: sassy-gay-karkat: makes eggs because its the only thing i know how 2 make you dont even make the eggs chickens do
iatesomesulphurforlunch: kjakerz: ROYAL WEDDING QUICK VERSION. now i regret watching the full coverage of the wedding. C R Y I N G
colinfirth: glimpseofagirl: allyouneedislove-andacat: sherlielocks: jotunss: unnnie: captaintimber: fayalice: dawnoakley: from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel white pencil crayon. Terms and Conditions. Warning label on cookie dough packages. “You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings myspace crocs First piece of bread in a loaf. pottermore ...
When there is no food in the refrigerator.. →
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Yes, please boycott Oreo for their support of Gay...
sasgaay: avataraang: kataangcaps: You are me and I am you. Oh my god. I actually started crying from laughter. Does this guy have a tumblr? I need to follow it. wow actually me
niggapus: half the time when people are talking i don’t even know what’s going on so i just stand there and smile and act like i understand
gerard-gay: there iS A REASON I TYPE LIKE THIS it buILDS UP THE EXCITEMENT this is too boring THIS IS OBNOXIOUS look itS THE PERFECT BALANCE
sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are. what if teachers shipped their students ship wars in the staff room anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics and hope the school board doesn’t find out (the school board knows and eagerly awaits each...
Have your fat and eat it too! →
o2maxfitness: The worst thing about the 80s? Besides scary hair, the 80s had the low-fat diet craze. Whenever you see a box of cookies that boldly fats “0 grams of fat!” or read “a naturally fat-free food” on a box of candy, you are seeing the vestiges of this very wrong-minded mentality. In reality, fats are great for you. Fats keep your skin soft, your hair glossy, your belly full, your...